It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
We are two peas in an std pod
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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