I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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