and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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