I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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