There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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