He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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