How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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