Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
handjob tips. give me some.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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