Can i not drive my cunt home
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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