But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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