what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
True college students do jello shots in the library
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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