Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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