I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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