just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
