BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
