Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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