it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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