Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
FUCK WHALES
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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