You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Randomize
