she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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