dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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