I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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