sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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