is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
one two three fourrrrnication!
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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