Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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