Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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