So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
What drink are we having for lunch?
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
