That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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