Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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