i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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