Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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