i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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