The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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