Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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