i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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