Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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