Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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