Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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