Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Randomize
