i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
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