We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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