dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
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