moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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