just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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