Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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