Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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