nut hugger
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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