At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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