At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Your penis caused this!
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
