Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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