I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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