Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Randomize
